Dumbing Down

My dad was/is addicted to the philosophies of Bill Cosby, so we listened to his stand-up on road trips and stuff. He, Bill, would always say that he and his wife were intellectuals before having kids. Then they started to lose that. Now I am starting to understand.

We recently Josh-proofed the house: you know, those 1/2 locks on all cabinets and drawers. Josh isn't the only one stopped short. I can't seem to get anything open on the first try. It's like physical stuttering all over the house, and I feel dumber every time I attempt to do simple things like get a mixing bowl or mouthwash out their respective places.

If you are without restraints, enjoy it.