Pillow Talk

So after 6-7 minutes of laying silently together going to bed....

Dan: "Is Timothy McVeigh still alive?"

Me: "I think so, why?"

Dan: "Do you want to know my train of thought?"

*dangerous after a long day, and such a random comment*

Me: "Sure."

Dan: "I was thinking about how green our lawn is getting, and that I did a good job fertilizing. So I thought I should get some more soon. Then I thought about how people make bombs out of fertilizer. Then I remembered that Timothy McVeigh used fertilizer in his bombs, so I wondered if he was still alive."

Yeah, our conversations are thrilling.